The Vice is Right

Everyone has a vice, and I think that’s a good thing as long as your vice isn’t something that is harming other puppies or people.  Having a vice is like having a hobby, everyone should have one and hopefully it’s something you can share with others who share the same interest.

I like cigarette butts and chewing gum.  I guess my idea of nirvana would be finding a piece of Nicorette gum on the ground somewhere.  Nothing beats a good cigarette butt, especially the menthol kind, after a long walk.  I prefer the fruity flavored gum over the minty kinds, but ultimately you have to take what the good Lord gives ya.

I just don’t understand how the Puritans, Quakers, Amish, Penticostals, and those Old English Sheep Dogs can go through life so dry and boring.  I mean, don’t they find that they are just basically sitting around waiting for things to happen to them?!  I guess I just don’t understand their way of life.  Or maybe it’s just that I’m young and single, I still get to sow my wild oats before some bitch comes along and makes me settle down.  Maybe things will change once I have some puppies of my own, but in the meantime I’m going to keep chewing my cigarette butts and eating gum off of the sidewalk. 

What kinds of vices do you guys have?  Rub my belly, leave me some comments…