I’ve noticed that as the weather has gotten worse, namely colder with the consistent rain over the past few days, my master has increasingly lost patience with me when I go outside to take care of business.  Let me explain something to you humans.  Much like you take a good book, newspaper, or magazine into the stall with you (Bryan, I know you do…), we dogs need to find the perfect spot outside. 

Humans read while you sit on your throne.  Dogs sniff their surroundings.  It is a basic necessity that we have something good to sniff just as you need something good to read when taking care of business. 

So I hope everyone out there will try to give their own dogs some leniency when attending to official hygene duties, and let us “take our reading materials with us” by letting us sniff the ground around us.  The sooner we find a spot, the sooner we can get you back inside to watch those old Whose Line is it Anyway reruns, or Soap Network.

Ok, I’m really not trying to bring the quality of my writing down a notch but there’s something that needed to be addressed… now that I have spoken my peace on this I will try to keep the content in top quality, without the potty mouth or dirty jokes (no pun intended).

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