Manipulative, self-centered felines.  Rather than naming them felines they should be called felons.  It’s a crime how they treat their masters.  I found this little clip out on the Internet and felt it was important to share it with the rest of you.  I spend all day acting as guard dog.  I watch the house while my master is at work, even lay awake at night listening for strange noises and intruders.  It’s a thank-less job but I know that what I do is important and meaningful in this world.  Ok, so it’s not totally thank-less.  I do get the occasional treat, belly rub, and pretty much all the chew toys I can handle.  Those things help get me through the day, ya know… but these cats, someone needs to wake up and realize they are a drain on our society.  Let’s create a list of chores and put them to work!  Just don’t let them be in charge of cleaning the aquarium.

On a side note:  I received some negative feedback from this Bryan character about my website.  His comments were directed more toward my master and I didn’t appreciate his tone.  He obviously can’t read very well.  This is not my master’s website.  Bryan should have visited my master’s website if he had comments for him. 

I did a little more digging into who this goofy Bryan character is.  It came as no surprise to me when I learned that Bryan has a cat.  That’s right.  Bryan is harboring one of these felons and probably conspiring against puppies just like ‘ol Bob Barker.  We need to put Bryan in his place.  We should all be vigilant against such oppressive remarks, let’s unite and show him the error of his ways by emailing him and expressing our concern for his ownership of a cat.  He will probably try to make up some kind of excuse like it was a gift or something, but we know those creatures are manipulative and probably over-powered his more limited brain capacity.  Don’t worry Bryan, we will try to bring you back to reality!  Let us help you.

Update 7/11/07:  Bryan emailed my master and complained about his email address being posted to this website… well, Bryan, I guess we learned a valuable lesson that if you’re going to leave a dog negative comments… that’s right, a poor defense-less puppy… then you might want to do it anonymously and not leave your email address!!!  I bet you’re one of those sickos that goes around at Christmas time telling little human children that Santa doesn’t exist.  Why doesn’t this surprise me coming from a cat lover… anyway, if you still want to send Bryan email, you can do so by sending it through the care of my master.  I have replaced Bryan’s email address with my master’s email address in the links above.  ~Garb.