I had never heard of this Michael Vick guy until just yesterday, but already I don’t like him.  Apparently he has a pretty RUFFed up sense of fun and entertainment.  What kind of sick ARFggot goes around making dogs fight each other till one of them dies, only to then kill the winner if he or she is too wounded to fight another day?!  This sick BARKhole, that’s who.

So what’s this guy’s deal anyway!?!  I mean, I read that he likes to go around and give the ladies the human version of the worms under the alias Ron Mexico.  He likes to take water bottles full of wacky tobbacky smellin’ water onto planes, too.  He will even give his own hometown fans the finger while walking down the sideline… hey, I don’t even have fingers and I still know that’s rude!  I hear this guy’s little brother Marcus isn’t much brighter, either.  Ya know, I guess it just goes to show you there are some real bad apples out there.  I would even go so far as to call this guy a mutt if he were a dog.

Perhaps his punishment should be to fight a Lion or Tiger, or a room full of boxers or pit bulls… if he’s actually guilty… remember, PEOPLE are innocent till proven guilty… on the other hand, we PUPPIES are innocent even if guilty   But regardless whether he’s innocent or guilty, my fellow canines were tortured and killed on his property.  If he didn’t have a hand in it, he should have kept a closer eye on his land so my relatives wouldn’t have died.  Because of that, he’s still in my doghouse. 

Rub my belly *I need it after hearing about this story*… leave me some comments!

By the way, the picture above came from this really cool website called The Onion.  I can’t take any credit or claim ownership of it… but it’s a great photo of this loser!

Sorry for all the swearing in this one… I got pretty upset about the story and my censor had to replace some key words with RUFF, ARF, and BARK.  This is still a family-oriented website and I hope you understand why I’m emotional about this topic!