Well, it’s been a busy weekend.  My master’s family was in town to see me on Saturday and then today I got to go visit Gordon and Jitterbug, two couch ornaments (or “cats” as you humans call them) that live in downtown Cincinnati.  They have a cool master, Ariane, who gives me lots of toys, treats, and even incorporates me into her workout routine.

But those evil bags of tuna-eating, leg-rubbing felons somehow managed to give me worms while I was there.  I don’t know how… but I think it was in the food they gave me.  These cats were acting nice (once I put them in their place).  They showed me where they keep the sandbox, or “zen garden” as Gordon referred to it.  I got to eat all of the wonderful buried treats that I could possibly find in this little box and I loved every minute of it.  Now my tummy hurts and I know those cats had something to do with it.

I heard Ariane telling my master I have worms.  At first I was excited by this.  We never get to go fishing when we visit Winton Woods.  I thought now that I have the worms perhaps my master would take me.  Then my tummy started hurting again and suddenly I wasn’t so excited by this news.  I got some tasty concoction when we got home, and my master thinks a few more drinks of this stuff and I will be feeling better.

In the meantime, you can send get well wishes via email to my master.  Or in lieu of sending cards or flowers you may send your check made payable to Garbanzo, c/o Master Thomas Goodwin, 1440 S. Breiel Blvd, Middletown, Ohio 45044.  I fully trust him to use the money to buy me lots of treats once I am feeling better.  Or perhaps that new Miami University collar that I’ve had my eye on when we go to PetsMart.

Hope you all had a nice weekend… except for your cats (Bryan… Ariane… I’m talking to you).  Leave me some luvin… post a comment.